[36 y/o stepdad]: 100 gecs huh. you think they’re cool? how about you 100 Gec Your Ass out of Bed and 100 Gec A Fucking Job. I got a “money machine” for ya, called Geccing a Fuckin Career [me, overdosing on CBD]: why do you know the song titles

new year

It's time for you to go back to your shitty shithole my shitopus🩷🩷🩷

Better

this journalist engages with fashion as an art (informed by culture, which is in turn informed by societal inequity). you engage with fashion as a contest to conform to meaningless beauty standards. then you wonder why she writes for vogue and you don't

We honestly need to get all the edgy wannabe comedian fake culture writer e-girls out of here. I’m tired.

im a fat chud for this but i kept thinking about it when i first read homestuck

I genuinely am in disbelief that she is not trans. No cis white girl is as tapped in as slayyyter

Heated Rivalry was born on this day #gay

I got so tired of trying to relate to my own “heritage” that I decided to relate solely to my prehistoric fish ancestors, and espouse their “culture”. Which, as I understand it, was mostly about mechanically patrolling a kind of abyss into which God’s absence could not penetrate

THE AGE OF DILBERT HAS PASSED THE AGE OF DARK DILBERT IS NOW

the most accurate depiction of OCD in media is actually in it’s always sunny when dennis starts freaking out about eating an unpeeled apple because “i’m not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin, i’m not ALLOWED!!!”

my birdnar is quite a superstitious fellow! just look how scared he gets when i show him this "sarcophagus of the first sin" i bought on ebay... silly birdnar, you know that stuff's a bunch of hogwash! now come, help me clean up the dead crows scattered across our front yard.

Dept of Agriculture Intern: Here’s that video promoting kids drinking milk, I made it really creepy like you asked

I love your socially approved sanitized alternative style

colt borrows a shirt

hey man uhhh can your thing stop looking at me

This guy is not viral enough for me. This video is incredible lmao