Kevin Sorbo You would know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just remember: GrubHub has George Clooney on an ad money

I adore that Kate Scott and Alaa are talking Tobi up during the Sixers Pistons game τobias Harris fan forever

“How did I, as a homeschool parent, become more educated about teaching reading, writing, and grammar than any public school teacher in recent decades?” You did not.

How do I get Twitter to help me reconnect with my childhood best friend? I miss her so much and I never got to say goodbye. Her mom pulled her out of school one day and that was that. 😭😭😭😭😭 Help me Twitter!!!

PSA the answer is not - put it in front of Varah’s house bc there is a tree there. 😡

Guys … I’m officially OLD I just got excited about ordering … soup spoons

Philadelphia 76ers Cameron Payne “Josh Harris, Sell the team” - signed, the entire fan base

XRISTOS ANESTI!! Taco Bell and Avgolemono #thelatelatedinnerofchampions #iykyk

See Also: The Sermon on The Mount

Flip those tables Pope Leo!!!!!

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

All the “dont use this tragedy to push your agenda” people who think kids should just live in constant fear at school Suddenly think it’s fine to use this incident to push their agenda so that one guy can feel safer

The woman who claimed her FLOTUS Platform was anti bullying, and did NOTHING, who sat idly by while her husband bullied anyone and everyone he could … would like to take a stand on one statement she felt was hurtful. GROW UP.

Aaayyyee

Please rebound. Please.

This man has become an ABSOLUTE JOKE You can factually look at the statistics on this

Grant Hill.

Announcer 1: Kelly Oubre is there Announcer 2: Oubre is everywhere!

I have always been “keep a team together and get them to vibe” rather than “blow it up and get new pieces” But this game tonight just made me even more 😤😤😤😤 when they’re on … they’re on IMAGINE if we got offensive rebounds too - Unstoppable Let’s gooooooooo