Me when I buy a new strap waiting for someone to break into my apartment #America #BamBam

Gay thot or son daughter?????

You could literally hit a fat mf with an 18 wheeler at 60 mph and the first thing he gonna do is pull his shirt back down

Asain Obama: my fellow Asains

Hella tail at the gym today!!!!!!!!

I saw this guy the other day, his name was Jack ingoff. Super good guy Click like if you get it

Old vapegawd got a hair cut today. I get in my car ready to hit the barber. I’m driving listening to some sad Pink Floyd and thinking to myself “man I really need to settle down”. As I’m leaving the barbershop. I turn on some Carti and I think to myself “WHERE THE BITCHES AT”!!

If your a male and carry an open umbrella in the rain, your gay #Trump

Just passed by Williamstown West Virginia, home of the Williamstown wizards!!! This is where Chad OchoCinco and Derick Henry started their football careers. Such a cool moment!! Ray Caldwell Xander Collins #RavenFlock #Patriots

What a treat this is, I just drove through Sugarcreek, Ohio!!! Home of the Sugarcreek Spartans! This place is home to two amazing NFL players. Gardner Minshew and Mitch Trubisky. Maybe this place is some sneaky powerhouse for developing amazing quarterbacks🤔!!!! Super cool

I’m boutta STUFF this thanksgiving turkey👀👀

Happy worst day of the year to everyone!!!! My socials are flooded with 2025 music recaps/ Spotify wrapped lists. I am just so interested in what everyone was listening to all year!!!!!Might have to go get a pint to celebrate!!

I’m Kirking it, I’m Kirking it, I’m genuinely Kirking it Thanks guys, I thought this was funny Smash like if you think it’s funny too

People above 40 treat a few inches of snow like hurricane Katrina in the Midwest

Mifs (Man I Fucking Suck)

I always get lucky and go to the airport on everyone else’s first day on earth

They should make Centers women in football so the quarterback don’t gotta do all that gay shi under center #nfl #browns #steelers #TexansvsSteelers

Being hungover in 1820: “Bro how much did I spend last night” “3 shillings” “3 SHILLINGS?????”