LOL. Math is hard.

What? 100%? You’re telling me there’s *no* chance the Dodgers miss the playoffs? Is this the 1985 All Valley Karate Tournament? We giving the defending champs an auto bid to the finals?

Bang

Annual public service announcement: Those aren’t the first four out. The teams that couldn’t make it to 4 wins on the year are. WVU, Indiana, and whoever else are the *last* four out.

Somehow I get more up-to-date scores on the Oklahoma/UConn game via Xavier/Illinois than I do by watching the Oklahoma/UConn game. #spoileralert #madness

Hey MLB.TV and T-Mobile I already redeemed my code for the season of MLBtv, so why is the app trying to make me subscribe?

Wow, MLB.TV really shit the bed today. Even once it finally got to working it craps out in the 9th with bases loaded. Nice work.

I know, right?

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Umm, Anthony DiComo? Daniel Murphy would like to have a word. #mets #LGM #LFGM

Go home ESPN, you’re drunk.

🚨FREE! 🚨 RT to be in the running for this Home Run Apple snow globe. These will never be restocked. the7line.com/blogs/the-7-li…

this is an important moment for Jeff Bezos. Even the absence of him speaking out on this would be a psychic blow to the paper and industry.

All due respect to Olivia Dean, this year’s best new artist is the Olympic drone cam. I’ve seen it in long track speedskating, luge, and downhill. All 3 were great, but the downhill was breathtaking.

Hey Kroger, can we talk about the fact that your salted butter comes in a box with red detailing but the sticks are wrapped with blue detailing while the unsalted comes in a box with blue detailing but sticks are wrapped with red detailing?