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Total VB

@vanmathuysen

I'm a broke man's Jim Thorpe... Math. Ultimate. Mets... Also, math.

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calendar_today28-05-2009 21:55:30

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What? 100%? You’re telling me there’s *no* chance the Dodgers miss the playoffs? Is this the 1985 All Valley Karate Tournament? We giving the defending champs an auto bid to the finals?

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Annual public service announcement: Those aren’t the first four out. The teams that couldn’t make it to 4 wins on the year are. WVU, Indiana, and whoever else are the *last* four out.

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Somehow I get more up-to-date scores on the Oklahoma/UConn game via Xavier/Illinois than I do by watching the Oklahoma/UConn game. #spoileralert #madness

Somehow I get more up-to-date scores on the Oklahoma/UConn game via Xavier/Illinois than I do by watching the Oklahoma/UConn game. 

#spoileralert #madness
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Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

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🚨FREE! 🚨 RT to be in the running for this Home Run Apple snow globe. These will never be restocked. the7line.com/blogs/the-7-li…

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All due respect to Olivia Dean, this year’s best new artist is the Olympic drone cam. I’ve seen it in long track speedskating, luge, and downhill. All 3 were great, but the downhill was breathtaking.

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Hey Kroger, can we talk about the fact that your salted butter comes in a box with red detailing but the sticks are wrapped with blue detailing while the unsalted comes in a box with blue detailing but sticks are wrapped with red detailing?