A very useful name change 

True adult situations

Found this on the net and thought it was really cool

I only sing in the car

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buff.ly/i8qv6hz Hospital update: heart issue, great staff, mysterious bed, possible government secrets. Full story here:

Pretty Heart Rhythm. 6 a.m. the hospital staff formed a conga line into my room, then propofol sent me to “nappy nap,” and I woke up with a rhythm my wife called pretty. Also: hospital lunch tried to convince me I was in Italy. 🇮🇹❤️ (Story + pics)👇

You should always be nice to Short people 

My sister had twins 

Why was the codfish embarrassed? 

The shrimp that didn’t share it’s fries 

What do you call a fish with a medical degree? 

Do you know what the part of your brain that decides what kind of sandwich you want is called? 

Who knew?