i’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “omgggg congrats sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone i haven’t spoken to in 5 years

Seven 🕊️ Thank you for everything Mac. Most Dope, that’s forever 👍

I love when people have careers that allow them to do whatever they want. Just moving around with a laptop lol.

i'm convinced my life would be so much better if i had one of those window seats

Get you a man that don’t play about you and his stepkids!!

Every conservative with a headache today

Officially a Zoloft baddie 💊

Is this gonna be my rockera era

I need a lobotomy

Why do I have the hots for Mel from the golden bachelor 😭

Money well fucking spent

I’ll forever love my bitch miley cuz what do you mean that’s your wedding pic 😭

My hobbies include get wine drunk, folding clothes and finally replying to text messages

I feel like the art of getting cars painted has been lost

Me thinking about cutting everybody off & moving away.

A mom lets her 7-month-old baby taste the smoothie she craved during pregnancy.