Heading into town. Anyone need anything?

imagine having a son and he doesn’t put the tools back where he got them

Trying to finish a Gta online heist with your friends was one of the hardest shit ever

Men’s banter is too funny, something life threatening could’ve happened but once we establish you’re still alive every joke in the universe will fly

used to hate minions then i gru up 😈

Super big boy cherry pepsi and caesar salad

are the inner machinations of your mind an enigma?

maybe life is good and everyone ends up happy

and I know all the bad things about you, but I still think you’re the purest of our kind

me and who

If Brock Wright scores the first TD of the game we will give someone $100 who likes or retweets this post and is following us

Labor done cheap at 5am is the reason they’re sleeping in!

Wouldn’t change one thing even if I could

All I’m saying is put me in that sub with a saws all and everyone’s going home

I’ve ridden the fear although I was afraid every single time

I bet the angels are jealous of a girl I know, she takes my stain and makes it white as snow

Someday she’s gonna get her name on a hurricane