I cannot amplify this enough.

And Norm Macdonald just kept banging on about the damn moth 🤣🤣🤣 Rest well Norm ❤️

Hey Ryan Reynolds … mebbe you should finally mix up your obviously faltering “career” and get into the music game… I have ideas 💡 #reynoldsrap . Follow me for more stellar career advice 🙌 . #mintmobile #maximumeffort Maximum Effort

I really wish businesses would stop using Purolator 🇨🇦 as their “delivery” partner. Their entire business model is to deliver packages, yet they can’t seem to get that basic part right. And they’ve had over 50 years to figure it out. It’s just brutal. Every single time. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I mean, EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME 👏 without exception, there is a problem. Never in the history of me getting packages has Purolator 🇨🇦 ever gotten it right or had things go smoothly. And the “”reasons”” (*cough*excuses*cough*) they give for the delays are laughable… #lies

Oh and their “solutions”… Purolator 🇨🇦 ,man I don’t work for you! No I’m not going to the airport to pick up my package which YOU ARE BEING PAID TO DELIVER!! No I’m currently not looking for additional volunteer opportunities. 👏 STOP MAKING IT MY JOB to do your job! 👏😡

Oh, and btw Purolator 🇨🇦 it does NOT matter what the contents of the package are or when I “actually” need it based on your opinion… do your literal ONE job 😡 People, if you are sending packages and want them to actually get delivered, please use literally any other company 🤦‍♀️

Oh my GAWD this story is insane. INSANE! Keith Morrison is the absolute King for holding Leah Askey accountable for her pathetic choices. He didn’t let her get away with the barrage of absurd theories and lies. Now let her sleep in the bed she made. Well done Keith!🔥

So Netflix “”solution”” to reduced subscription count is to INCREASE costs & REDUCE content? 🤔 I guess when they say Netflix Is A Joke this is what they really mean. 💰🐮 Sounds like it’s time for the rest of us to cancel our subscriptions also Netflix Canada #NetflixIsAJoke

“He folded faster than the overnight crew at the Gap” 👕🤣. I legit LOL’d at this one Josh Mankiewicz Oh criminals are so stupid 🤣🤣🤣 Dateline NBC #dateline

One of the best political ads I’ve ever seen:

If I ran the Tweeter I’d let people add personalized wallpaper & soundtracks to their pages… make it a really custom experience like nothing we’ve ever seen before! Elon Musk you might consider these upgrades. Here’s a photo of me for your reference: #RIPTwitter

If Elon needs to sweeten the pot for new hires, I hear there’s always money in the banana stand Elon Musk #RIPTwitter

Hey Elon Musk can you do ticketmonster next? Here’s some video footage of my experiences with them the past couple years (I’m the one in purple): Ticketmaster #RIPTwitter

So let me get this straight… an eccentric creative billionaire doesn’t seem to understand basic HR policy or practices while taking over another massive corporation and people are surprised thar it all goes to shite? Got it. #RIPTwitter Elon Musk

On the plus side, this is probs a great time to buy ad space #RIPTwitter #firesale Elon Musk #BlackFriday

Elon when asked what he plans to do with @Twitter after the sale is finalized: Elon Musk #RIPTwitter

Y’all better get those final words out asap. It seems that Elon Musk has activated his master plan. Here’s some video footage: #RIPTwitter

Meanwhile at @Twitter HQ: #RIPTwitter