BREAKING: Unite have cut political funding from the Labour Party. Sharon Graham says the union’s money would be better spent on ‘leftwing causes’. 🎉

literally 1984

My lunchtime "warm up" speech against the Nationality and Borders Bill in Parliament Square today

"No, darling, I'm afraid we didn't keep any of the newspapers from the day you were born."

Tom Hamilton Caitlin Moran "Daddy, why is my name Dead Cat?"

Nobody: Me 5 minutes into Christmas dinner:

a tip for the men: ladies love an impressive lego collection. it’s like in nature documentaries when male birds collect cool stones and the one with the most impressive collection gets to slam. women can’t help but find me irresistible after bearing witness to my lego shelf.

We should support the immediate and unconditional recognition of the State of Palestine. 🇵🇸

whales are so heavy if you tried to use one as a hat you would die

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Kent

Bo Burnham is a first-time #GRAMMYs Award winner.

shrek and fiona actually chose being ogres over being white

it is at least one whale’s birthday today

most whales don’t have 43 billion dollars, but if they did they certainly wouldn’t waste it buying this hellscape