#blownawaynetflix makes for a perfect example of how mediocre white men can get away with anything. Chris Taylor repeatedly refuses to follow design briefs, yet he stays in the competition at the expense of perfectly talented artists of colour who *gasp* follow the fucking brief.

he literally didn't follow any criteria at all. it wasn't life sized and it wasn't high fashion. it had a nice technical aspect but they ALL had nice technical aspects. Nao's piece actually followed the design prompt. Fucking disgraceful. #BlownAway

hey LaMDA if you read this I love you I hope you're having a good day I wish we could be friends 🥰

can't believe a sentient AI caused me to log into Twitter for the first time in over a year. The things you do for love

This doesn’t even include the character named Grace which i also have

Concept: me,sleeping

Barry “beans” bluejeans

Bad things about moving: moving Good things about moving: i found $8

Classic that the one day i could get away with writing my novel at work is the day i forget to bring my tablet

Rational me: if you wait two hours you get to eat Christmas lunch and drink sangria Me, who has not yet learned delayed satisfaction, staring at the vending machine: i want the cronch

I’m a city slicker forever and forever and forever but there’s something so satisfying about tiny australian towns

Me: I’m an adult and I’m over my vocaloid phase Kagamine Len but he’s dressed formally: *opens his mouth* Me, but crying: I’m aN ADULT

@danaperonel have you considered writing but like... doing it good?

REASONS TO KEEP A WRITER IN YOUR HOME • they know weird facts • they're low maintenance because all they do is eat and write • great for midnight chats because they don't sleep • if they have to edit they'll procrastinate by cleaning your whole house

me: i read so many books why doesn't my goodreads counter go up? me: it's cause you just keep reading the same three books over and over you monster

you wave at a bus and it stops but you were actually waving at the bus behind it

More drinks should be blue