Vampy -Mostly Harmless... (@vampiremuffnman) 's Twitter Profile
Vampy -Mostly Harmless...

@vampiremuffnman

Hey, can you give me a hand saving the world? 🤗🌎
Somewhere else as: @VampireMuffinMan
Trolling me is futile... 🤨

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calendar_today27-07-2017 15:44:28

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Eric Garcia (@ericg1247) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1,403 ICE agents were killed in 2024 by dangerous criminals!!! That's why they wear mask!!! Oh, sorry, that's how many kids were killed with guns in 2024. 1 ICE agent died in 2024 and it was from cancer. About 3 ICE agents were killed with a gun in the last 20 years.

Barack Obama (@barackobama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On Juneteenth, we celebrate freedom and recommit ourselves to the work that remains undone. We remember that even in the darkest hours, there is cause to hope for tomorrow’s light.

Governor Tim Walz (@govtimwalz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.

Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.
Barack Obama (@barackobama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

More than 16 million Americans are at risk of losing their health care because Republicans in Congress are rushing to pass a bill that would cut federal funding for Medicaid and weaken the Affordable Care Act. If the House passes this bill, it will increase costs and hurt

Joe Biden (@joebiden) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Republican budget bill is not only reckless — it’s cruel. It slashes Medicaid and takes away health care from millions of Americans. It closes rural hospitals and cuts food assistance for our veterans and seniors. It jacks up energy bills. And it could trigger deep cuts to

Bad Grendels (@badgrendels) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Brian Tyler Cohen I know the hatred is strong with all of you but consider this He made a multi-billion dollar empire with his own two hands. A dumb person would never be able to accomplish that

FactPost (@factpostnews) 's Twitter Profile Photo

US Citizen detained by ICE: Clearly it didn't matter that I was a citizen, or a veteran, or that I identified who I was. They ignored everything I said, and they just they broke my window and they dragged me out. I let them know that I was a veteran and I wasn't doing anything

Amy McGrath (@amymcgrathky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“The CA Ntl Guard had 72 soldiers whose enlistment was set to expire during the deployment. Of those 72, at least two have now left the Guard and 55 others have indicated that they will not extend their service.” Guardsmen called this a “fake mission.” nytimes.com/2025/07/16/us/…

Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 (@sarafortexlege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are 13 years old and raped by your uncle in Texas and become pregnant, you are forced to carry that child to term. When I went to vote on the first day of early voting last year, the representative who currently holds this seat was at the polling place handing out cards.

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 (@cmclymer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To the Idiot Who Killed Charlie Kirk: Against all odds, I hope you somehow come across this before they catch you, or I hope you’ll somehow read it before you take the coward’s way out by putting a gun in your own mouth. I want you to know that there isn’t a rational adult in

Barack Obama (@barackobama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republicans can’t win on their policies, so they are trying to dodge accountability by rewriting the rules. These lawmakers are going out of their way to silence the will of the people and deliberately undermine our democracy.

Vampy -Mostly Harmless... (@vampiremuffnman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: Can heel-toe rev match all day. Me: Stalls at an uncontrolled intersection... Me: 15mph into my garage because I'm Batman! You: Hahahahha! Silly penguin