Bro I love the e amount of lesbians at Thorns games. It’s strong asf.

Let’s get this 3 day weekend starteddd #NewProfilePic

Two years of marriage with my best friend and I couldn’t be happier🥰

Ronaldo and Ronaldinho were in Beaverton today and I’m not even gonna try and lie about how jealous I am of anyone that got a pic with them.

Another Rodriguez getting hitched today🤍🥳

I’m whippin out the overalls tonight and I’m not sending the gc a pic so no one can stop me😎

The men I love have some big ass ears 😂

This episode of Grey’s has me crying so hard, I just know my face gonna be swollen asf in the am

National lesbian day ☺️ I accept gifts in all forms 😂😜

I asked my mom what my blood type was and she said “la bien cabrona” 🙃

Of all the Spanish I’ve been teaching Chels throughout the years, what’s really stuck is “uno nunca sabe”

Working in an environment where you can see your breath all day is sooo not healthy for the hands🥶

Gonna start early and say I’m thankful that I can turn my 4am alarms off till Monday🙌🏽

Sometimes I just piss myself off bc I can be such a fucking dumb ass🫠

It’s my birthday on Saturday bless me at your will 😌 Cash App: $sgsavage6 Venmo: @ Savagesnow666

The best bananas have a little green on them👌🏽

Gonna surprise my momma with a new stove bc that woman deserves nothing but the best🤍

He’s probs wearing a Casio too

Apparently only 12 ppl showed to the CHS 10yr reunion and that’s suckkkkksss. Anywaysssss, HAVING A BITCHIN TIME IN VEGAS

Viva México bitches! 🇲🇽