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Truly Humble Under God

That one time President Trump didn’t realize he was being recorded while in church. How can you not love this man?

She blew my high man I hate hoes 🤧

I js want the pretty women and the pesos

Just hit a 500x parlay off $1.80 rakeback on stake. Here’s proof⬇️

Opiate dreaming

Rich junkie

I’m gonna kill myself soon

Better luck next time.

Mossad was paying Future to rap about Israeli bitches

Oh really

Condom companies dont want you to know this: A single piece of scotch tape over your dick hole is as effective as a condom in preventing pregnancy. Condoms arent needed. Do not give big condom your hard earned money.

Space Racer in the Viltrumite War

Kregg showing us clear as day he don't give a fuc if shes on her period 💀

Hulk Hogan says his pain was so unbearable that he would have to take: “80 milligram Fentanyl 2 in the morning” “Six 1,500 Fentanyl lollipops” “Two 300 milligram Fentanyl patches on his legs” (The Real American Hulk Hogan)

Yk buddy was jolly asf to hold that sign

Oh nah that devious look of guilt. The nba is scripted you can’t tell me otherwise.