If Fulani Terrorists had ever divided your pregnant mom into two, pulling her unborn baby out from her womb and slicing it to pieces right in front of you, There's no way you'll be talking about Sovereignty. Idiots.

Twitter, never change!!! 😭😭😭

NYSC 2025 Batch C registration opened on July 4th, and as usual the portal is doing nonsense again. Thousands of people can’t register, and with just 2 days left, I decided to dig in and see why the site keeps hanging. Here’s what I found A Thread

Fiona Gallagher 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

Why didn’t they call first to confirm? 🤦🏽‍♀️

I miss having a dog but my neighbour’s dog makes me not want to own one again. How can dog be barking morning afternoon and night?!

God abeg

Can I survive on one meal a day? 🥺😩

A uni classmate of mine who was driving Uber Nigeria to make a living got shot in the eye in Lagos two weeks ago by Armed Robbers, and he is currently struggling for his life. Im sharing this here to raise awareness and funds for him, as the surgery cost is crazy expensive,

NYSC is shameful. Your portal has been down for days and yet they are giving students November 9th as the deadline for registration. With almost N500 billion budgeted for this institution, they can’t even maintain a simple web application. This is pure wickedness.

2 of them were brutally taken in their own home on Wednesday night around 8pm by Fulani militias. They harmed no one, they were simply at home, yet their lives were cut short by these Terrorists. Fly High my Uncles 🕊️🕯️

Laughter, goose pimples and crocodile tears

My younger brother friend too was robbed and killed in Ojo Lagos some months ago Swrs They collected his phone and laptop, he didn’t drag with them and the thieves were on bike. After they collected his item, he just sat on the floor and started crying, the thieves drove away,

Everything in that country is designed not to work. But if you talk, awon omo eru would saying you are demarketing the nation. On the morning of the day my mum passed, we called for an ambulance around 7am. They said we can't get it until 1pm because the driver resumes at noon.

Trump referred to 'terrorists,' yet it’s Muslims who are protesting in the streets. 😂

I’ve worked inside Anfield Stadium, stepping on the pitch can get you fired straightaway, they don’t joke with their turf, it’s only for match days, they don’t even train on it

At this point, I’m only watching shameless to see how it ends

Wike and his misplaced priorities!

God bless whoever invented egg roll 🥹

I’m not sure we can completely wipe out corruption in Nigeria. It has eaten so deep. It’s so sad 💔