aka kindergarten teacher invents revolutionary safety method called staying together

That market has always been expensive… Decades now…

You'll marry someone who plans a trip to Japan during cherry blossom season, because he knows you've always dreamed of walking through a tunnel of pink flowers.

This always gives me the chills up until now as I type this. Still the most magnificent Parting Of The Sea scene ever made. The magnificent mix of CGI and traditional animation, plus Hans Zimmer’s ethereal score.

IN A HEARTBEAT !!

Please date a man who believes in romance & provider mindset. Like holding doors open for you, buying you flowers, writing you love letters, courting you, treating you gently, planning surprises for you and honouring your heart in whatever ways he can & you deserve all of that

I’d go home 🤣🤣

Mountain View

Some a unno madda neva use to cool the tea wid two cup and that’s why unno miserable so

*Goes to KFC Red Hills drive thru* Menu advertises "colonel's catch". I order said item. Lady on the intercom "is waddat? We nuh sell dat " I say "the fish sandwich" Lady " we nuh sell fish" *stares at menu bumboclaatly* Me " the col-o-nel's catch?" Lady gives me the price. Sigh

I think we have more to be outraged about in the world… She delivered a greeting and then moved on to briefing us on what is to come in the news… Please stop fake outrage.

Not even Shenseea can arch this much.

🇨🇺🇯🇲Statement from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Cuba Cuba regrets the decision of the government of Jamaica to cease medical cooperation, yielding to pressure from the U.S. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Cuba reports that, on March 4,

Oh honey, total green flag for me!! 😅😻💚💚💚

Let God sort it out.

Turns out a breakup’s best medicine is a dog ❤️‍🩹 Keep up with Shanti & Fabiola on Instagram: thedo.do/shantiboxer & thedo.do/yuttiartt.

This dog is living well

I went on a date once with this guy who asked me to split the bill when it came. I paid the whole bill and told him to have a good evening. He blew my phone up about how it was “just a test”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sir, I have my degree. I’m done with tests. Also, My daddy’s a trained chef if