Whoever discovered 'waaah' really saved us ju sasa tungekuwa tunajibu aje watu wengine

"my boyfriend won't let me". "my girlfriend. won't let me"

You'll be watching a series, and they'll just randomly start playing the best song you've ever heard in your life.

kfc mtaani

Creative people will do nothing all day then 10pm hits and suddenly it’s time to lock in

Ywaya tajiri is the GOAT 😮‍💨 KE music 💯🤭

What's pressure?

Loud, angry feminists. Whew! no more shrinking myself in conversations😩🤏🏽

1. Chukua Kura 2. Play KE Music 3. Don't Litter

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

me: “i need to be more social” also me when i step outside:

being sold to another matatu is an experience you can't even explain

Kenya has more MCAs than Intensive Care Unit beds...

"When I get home, I'll sort it out!" Me arriving home:

" Are u awake?" Me: yeah Me after pressing send:

Where was God during slavery

When you have so much to study but don't know when to start so you pull this move.

Today is the global day for destigmatization of abortions. Abortion is healthcare. Always.

when youre holding their hand and they start caressing yours with their thumb >>>>