Dan Ewen Ⓥ (@vaguelyfunnydan) 's Twitter Profile
Dan Ewen Ⓥ

@vaguelyfunnydan

He, him, his. Georgian, vegan, showrunner, Prime's Clean Slate. Paramount's DEAR SANTA. Staying open for DMs & in case a non-shitbag buys Twitter again someday

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I'm constantly amazed that people think it's great we have an emotional child as president, who rejects his role as unifying head of state, doesn't engage in the negotiations necessary to govern, and winks at dictatorship.

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“I say that on behalf of every Black woman.” Joy Reid completely torches JD Vance after Vance took it upon himself to give her “advice”. Warning: Do not play in front of the kiddies.

George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are someone who believes love will win, if you are someone who WANTS to believe love will win, Laverne Cox and I got something for you over on Prime. Presented by the late, great Norman Lear. Watching "Clean Slate" is certified self-care and whatnot.

If you are someone who believes love will win, if you are someone who WANTS to believe love will win, <a href="/LaverneCox/">Laverne Cox</a> and I got something for you over on Prime. Presented by the late, great Norman Lear. Watching "Clean Slate" is certified self-care and whatnot.
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Studios spend millions trying to conjure perfect movie titles, then some Brazilian webcam couple comes along and puts them to shame.

Studios spend millions trying to conjure perfect movie titles, then some Brazilian webcam couple comes along and puts them to shame.
Dan Ewen Ⓥ (@vaguelyfunnydan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Still no word from my agents about my "Tracker"/"Mindhunter" mashup, where Tracker is tracking Mindhunter, not realizing Mindhunter is hunting for his mind the whole time.

donald boat (@laserboat999) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes

I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes
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Only attend No Kings if y'all believe in 1 or more of the following: Equality, democracy, freedom of speech, the Constitution, LGBTQ+ rights, voting rights, women's rights, due process, diversity, museums, books, objective truth, stopping measles & not going to war with Portland

Dan Ewen Ⓥ (@vaguelyfunnydan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

THE TAPESTRY OF TIME - by Janet Lombard Ewen (1946-2025) I’ve bathed in beauty to the point of blindness, Felt for the arrowheads of truth among smooth stones until my fingers bled, I’ve grown deaf counting facts that escaped in broadcasts full of lies, Barraged by years of

THE TAPESTRY OF TIME - by Janet Lombard Ewen (1946-2025)

I’ve bathed in beauty to the point of blindness,
Felt for the arrowheads of truth among smooth stones until my fingers bled,
I’ve grown deaf counting facts that escaped in broadcasts full of lies,
Barraged by years of