Vaastav Anand
@vaastav05
PhD student at MPI-SWS,
FPL + Football Enthusiast!
Previously a grad student at NSS/Systopia Lab at UBC
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http://vaastavanand.com 01-09-2013 20:02:40
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Sertalp B. Çay
@sertalpbilal
Co-founder and Chair of @SolioAnalytics | OR Specialist @SASSoftware | Bluesky 🦋bsky.app/profile/sertal… | fploptimized.com
Brendan Dolan-Gavitt
@moyix
Building offsec agents: xbow.com Associate Prof, NYU Tandon (on leave). PGP keybase.io/moyix/ MESS Lab: messlab.moyix.net
Microsoft Azure
@azure
Limitless innovation. ☁️ Follow along for the latest news and resources from the official #MicrosoftAzure team. For help, contact @AzureSupport.
Sigma Sreedharan
@sigmas
Photographer, Foodie, World Traveler, Software professional. All views expressed are my own.
billions of packets
@justinesherry
Computer person. I like middleboxes, systems, and Internets. Assistant Prof @ AS9. she/her, [email protected], @[email protected], 🇺🇲❤️🇵🇹
Satya Nadella
@satyanadella
Chairman and CEO at Microsoft
Daniel Negreanu
@realkidpoker
🌱 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇷🇴 @GGPoker Ambassador Join me @ ggpoker.com/Daniel/ linktr.ee/dnegspoker My YouTube channel here: youtube.com/DNegsPoker
Puneet Sharma
@punwitter
Director,Networking & Distributed Systems Lab @HPE_Labs @IEEEorg Fellow @TheOfficialACM Distinguished Scientist linkedin.com/in/puneetsharma Views my own
Ben Crellin
@bencrellin
Win at FPL: bit.ly/3Jwl3Hu I make spreadsheets that help people navigate the FPL schedule - 7 top 10k finishes in last 9 years - Partnered with @FFH_HQ
Yann LeCun
@ylecun
Professor at NYU. Chief AI Scientist at Meta. Researcher in AI, Machine Learning, Robotics, etc. ACM Turing Award Laureate.
Vishal Misra
@vishalmisra
Vice Dean Computing and AI @CUSEAS. Dean of Cricket Analytics @SFOUnicorns. Tweets on academia, cricket, dad/bad/wry jokes. Opinions of guy am pointing at.
David Chu
@davidchuyaya
PhD student in distributed systems @UCBerkeley, advised by @joe_hellerstein and @siobhcroo
Sanjana Modha
@sanjanafeasts
🎥Your resident Indian cooking mama 🌟Learn with me on TikTok & IG: Sanjana.Feasts 📚 My cookbook, Sanjana Feasts is out now! ⬇️
ΛNTONIS
@antonisps
"Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst". PhD candidate @IllinoisCDS Previously: @Azure and @NVIDIA. Tweets in GR / EN. Opinions are my own.
Anna Karanika
@anna_karanika
PhD candidate @IllinoisCS | Ex-Engineering intern @Twitter
Nitinder Mohan
@nitinder_mohan
Assist. Prof. @tudelft | Previously @TU_Muenchen ← @UnivHelsinkiCS ← @IIITDelhi | Co-Founder @Oakestra | Interested in Edge Computing and Networked Systems
Tianyin Xu
@tianyin_xu
Watchman in a cornfield @IllinoisCDS @ECEILLINOIS @ACMSIGOPS
Andrea Lattuada
@utaal
Systems software and first order logic. PhD from @SystemsGroupETH, then @vmwareresearch, from September: Research Group Leader at MPI-SWS.
Natacha Crooks
@siobhcroo
Assistant Professor at UC Berkeley. Distributed Systems & databases. Former engineer at Materialize. PhD UT Austin. Originally from Paris, France. Views my own.
Gagan Somashekar
@gagan_yes
Researcher, Microsoft. Ph.D., @PACELab_SBU, Stony Brook University. Performance analysis and modeling of distributed systems.
derek guy
@dieworkwear
Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Kristopher Micinski
@krismicinski
@[email protected]. Interested in automated reasoning and program analysis. Tweets do not represent anyone's views, especially mine.
Joshua Bull
@joshuaabull
@OxUniMaths postdoc (maths/cancer/imaging), half of @ResearchRockPod, 2019/20 #FPL champion (ID 144550) Tweets may feature maths, FPL, or random opinions...
Drew
@dmcintyrewwe
📧 [email protected]
SWATKATS.info
@theswatkats
swatkats.info : Most Complete Source For All Things #SWATKats Since 1999, w/ podcast.swatkats.info & megakatcity.com message board. Unofficial - run by fans.
Ben Dinnery
@bendinnery
Founder of @PremierInjuries 🎥 bit.ly/2ZXIx0w 𝙄𝙣𝙟𝙪𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙮𝙨𝙩 | @TheAthleticUK | Enquiries 📧 [email protected]
Shriram Krishnamurthi (primary: Bluesky)
@shriramkmurthi
@BrownCSDept/@BrownUniversity • @BootstrapWorld • @PyretLang • @racketlang • Unreasonably excited about compsci, education, cycling, cricket, human experience.
Niloofar (on faculty job market!)
@niloofar_mire
Niloofar Mireshghallah -- postdoc @uwcse-@uwnlp, Ph.D. from @ucsd_cse /Privacy, ML, NLP @winlpworkshop ex-chair, NAACL 2025 D&I chair, ex @MSFTResearch
Ricardo Cannizzaro
@rcannizzaro01
Causal AI/ML PhD student at the Oxford Robotics Institute (he/him)
Congress Kerala
@inckerala
The Official Twitter Account of Kerala Pradesh Congress Committee.
SkalskiP
@skalskip92
Open-source Lead @roboflow. VLMs. GPU poor. Dog person. Coffee addict. Dyslexic. | GH: github.com/SkalskiP | HF: huggingface.co/SkalskiP
Asaf Cidon
@asafcidon
Associate professor at Columbia, former founder/CEO at Sookasa and SVP at Barracuda Networks
Jovan Stojkovic
@jovanvr1997
Ryan Reynolds
@vancityreynolds
owner: @aviationgin - @MintMobile - @maximumeffort - @Wrexham_AFC
Phone Wallpapers
@phonewailpapers
Best Phone Wallpapers on the internet | DM for inquiries/credit
Chenhao Ye
@chenhao_ye
Computer science Ph.D. student at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. Work on storage systems and databases. He/Him.
Obbe Vermeij
@obbevermeij
I make games. @SpaceStationSV (N64), @warthegame (steam), @LearniaApp, @GuideApp__, Coming soon: @PlentifulGame Also: gta3, Vice, SA & IV 🕊️ for 🇵🇸
Xudong Sun
@xu_dong_sun
Ph.D. student at UIUC CS | Working on testing and verification for cloud systems | Playing/fighting with Kubernetes
Dinda Academy
@academy_dinda
Long Live the idea of High Economy Rate | Mostly Sarcastic, rarely serious| ✉️ DM for Promotions or 📧 [email protected] #ParodyAccount
Peter West
@peterwesttm
AI / NLP Researcher Incoming faculty at @UBC_CS and @CAIDA_UBC Postdoctoral fellow at @StanfordHAI @stanfordnlp Former PhD student at @uwcse @uwnlp he/him
Amazon Science
@amazonscience
The latest news and research from Amazon's science community. #AmazonScience
Nazerke Turtayeva
@nturtayeva
PhD student at UC Santa Barbara. HW-SW codesign, Computer Architectures, OS.
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
@cbssportsgolazo
Welcome to the home of... ⚽️ The World's Game 🌎 📺 CBS Sports Golazo Network. 24/7 and FREE 👉 Link in bio 🎶 And... THE CHAAAMPIONS 🎶
Software Practices Lab ([email protected])
@ubc_spl
We study programming languages, verification, and software engineering in the Department of Computer Science at the University of British Columbia @ubc
Yuhong Zhong
@zhong_yuhong
钟宇宏 | PhD Student in CS @ColumbiaCompSci 🦁 | #Systems Researcher ⚒️ | Storage Systems & #eBPF & #CXL | He/Him 🏳️🌈
Randy Shafter
@randyshafter
FPL has ruined my life
SimBricks
@sim_bricks
Open-source simulation framework for heterogeneous systems, especially with custom hardware. SimBricks modularly combines existing and new simulators.
TukTuk Academy
@tuktuk_academy
Academy to celebrate and cherish some great TukTuk knocks. Parody #TukTukForNature🌎🌱| contact- [email protected]
Systopia Lab
@ubc_systopia
The official twitter account of the Systopia Lab @ UBC Vancouver
Chaitanya Bhandari
@chaitybhandari
Distributed (Database) Systems @TigerBeetleDB
Margo Seltzer
@margo_seltzer
Tips For Men - Fashion | Essentials | Luxury
@tipsformenx
Lifestyle | Inspiration | Outfit Ideas | Grooming
Bogdan "Bo" Stoica 👉 @cachemisses.bsky.social
@cachemisses
PhD candidate in Systems @ UChicago. Working on software reliability & efficiency. Opinions, my own. Retweets are not endorsements.
bhumika
@wtfbhumika
spam and mostly unfiltered version. hidden yappuccino.
Melissa Pan
@melissapan
CS PhD @UCBerkeley Sky Lab 🐻 Systems & AI & Sustainability
Premier League Match Centre
@plmatchcentre
The operational hub for all @premierleague matches. This account provides information directly from Match Centre, the VAR Hub and PGMOL experts.
Bhumika Mittal
@mittalbhumika7
Undergraduate @AshokaUniv. I am interested in cryptography and computational complexity.
Dan Ports, @[email protected]
@danrkports
Exclusively on Mastodon these days: discuss.systems/@dan Distributed systems and operating systems. @MSFTResearch @uwsyslab
Dhruv Rathee
@dhruv_rathee
YouTuber: 25 million+ subs⚡️TIME Magazine’s Next Generation Leaders 2023 • Traveller • Buy term insurance & get discount Upto 15%👇
FPL General
@fplgeneral
FPL veteran. 3 x Top 500 finishes. 🎙@59thMinutePod. 📧 [email protected] ☕️ buymeacoffee.com/fplgeneral Sorare account: @SorareContender
Mariah May ♡
@mariahmayx
just a brit living in america. i wrestle on tv too
Satnam Singh
@satnam6502
Punjabi-Scottish-American Haskell hacker at @GroqInc, cook, cyclist, Lost In Music. ∃🇮🇳 ∧ ∀🇬🇧 ∧ ∃🇪🇺 ∧ ∀🇺🇸 #celiac ex-{Microsoft, Google, Facebook}
PokerGO
@pokergo
PokerGO® is the world’s largest poker content company. Play FREE online poker now at PlayPokerGO.com.
Haoran Qiu
@haoran_qiu98
Systems for Efficient AI @Microsoft Azure Research | Prev. @Google @IBMResearch @MSFTResearch | CS PhD @IllinoisCS, B.Eng @HKUniversity
Dimitra Giantsidi
@dgiantsidi
Manu Bhaker🇮🇳
@realmanubhaker
🇮🇳Team India-Pistol shooter. Supported by OGQ_India
Francis Y. Yan
@francisyan_
Assistant Professor @IllinoisCDS | Previously @MSFTResearch @Stanford | Creator of Puffer (400k users) | Building and optimizing networked systems with AI.