POV: How I stare at the building when I arrive to work on Monday

When they used to make super powered people movies with no connection to larger cinematic universes

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

you ate bangers n mash, and came to speak with the gaffer

Battle beast didn’t kill a single viltrumite btw. Bro just did cardio and disappeared mid fight

Genetics are crazyyy

Green Screen Videos by Murdoink

I swear, thragg’s barber is the safest person in the universe

The problem is, people will never understand what it’s like to be so strong that everyone around you is the equivalent of ants. Thragg, Homelander, and myself are often misjudged because of this. It really shows how well the power scaling was handled in Episode 7.

When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me

How the nicest people you’ve ever met looked at you before you got to know them

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

Thaedus

New hires be happy af 😂😂 You bouta see why we was hiring 🤣

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭