you glow differently w good people in your life.

From all the cashiers ever to exist, can y’all please stop saying “oh does that mean it’s free?” when the barcode doesn’t scan. like pls.

Manifesting

You don’t drive off until you see that person walk into their house

me thinking how I went from $800 to $23 dollars

OBGYN: are you on birth control? Me: no Her: are you trying to get pregnant? Me: no Her: *stares at me* but you’re not on birth control? Me: *stares right back* think harder

What a dumb fuckin country.

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????

this is what yall voted for btw

Hey Google, play Kay’s version of 22. 🎉♥️

I miss valentine’s day in elementary school

Marshalls hates to see me coming on payday

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

Overdue for some flowers. A lot of them

& I still can’t believe them ppl got in that submarine & went to the bottom.