guys always have girls on their feeds and girls always have other girls and food on their feeds

girls when you ask what they wanna eat

california really said self driving cars come before tap to pay on public transit

good hardware bad software

porn is to men what romcom is to women

being poly in sf just means intelluctualizing a hoe phase

what did they put in vaccines

avoidant girl you’re seeing texts you “have a good december” wyd

never met a happy dodge driver

you can’t see it but the product is th(air)

watches are pets minus feelings bags are pets plus posturing

only 8sleep knows for sure how many gfs Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. actually has

3 michelin stars actually means 3 trips to the toilet

their ceo btw sf is not a real place

the equivalent of a hot girl is a confident guy (not a hot guy)

*real estate appraiser

i have tried dieting and i have tried glp-1s i recommend food poisoning

out with the crush in with the yearn

only in sf do you hear adults still sharing dream schools 20+ years after graduating

even a god wishes to be divine