Stopping in his tracks; fists clenched. Teeth gritted before— "I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU, AFTER ALL!" Running back, wrapping his arms around her. "I ❨ think ❩ you secretly enjoy this."

"Ahahaha, is that so?" Turning around to stick tissue up his nose. "Must've just been seeing things!"

Sighing in relief. "This is why I love you and recognize you are out of most of our leagues."

OHO, IT'S MR. STEALURGIRL.

Babe? Aha, that's just something I call everyone. I'm almost ❨ too ❩ in shape. My stamina? God tier.

oH. Nervous laughter. "I'm in danger."

Leaning in, brushing hair from her shoulder; teeth close to her neck— —before he's pulling back, smiling. "Just kidding, Hinata-chan! First we ramen."

Pretty sure she's the only one who thinks that but that's why she's top level waifu.

"Looks like your ninja senses are weakening, Sakura-chan."

Fair enough. We gotta maintain the broship. ✊ Wait.

Drops mic. "I'm leaving."

Sure. It won't happen again. I can control my dick.

C'mere.

"Idiot senses aren't a thing, Sakura. Or else you would have detected Sasuke a long time ago."

Luckily Naruto's sort of oblivious still, but he's got a tight grasp on her hand. Still smiling. "Hey, are you sure it's okay?"

WHAT DID YOU SAY??

Nipping at her nose.

My point still stands, Sakura. Cuteness level is far inferior.