a man just walked in wearing a shirt that said “i don’t question my wife’s choices because i’m one of them” and honestly i’m obsessed

<3

genuinely hope life is kinder and softer in 2026, in every single way

Calories and seed oils don’t exist on Christmas Please just eat whatever your mom or grandma make for you The love it was made with cancels out all the calories anyway Only real dorks are eating out of Tupperware on Christmas.

I hate rapists. Donald Trump is a rapist. Therefore I hate Donald Trump. This should be common sense. The fact it’s not is very concerning.

Christmas in Friends, 1994-2004 🎄🎅🏻

I should be kissing you instead of missing you

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My calendar for the remainder of the year

may we all step into less screentime and more reading next year.

he CLEARED her so bad here i’m crying😭

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 He Cleared granny as well😭

365/365

1/365 ⭐🤍🥂

Notice how GPS never says, "made a mistake". It simply says, "recalculating route". In this new year, embrace the detours, adjust the course, and keep moving forward.