REPUBLICANS ARE SO WEIRD LMFAOOOO

I am not worthy

Every time I engage with an earnest Trump supporter I always think I'm gonna finally bridge some epistemic divide and really nail down why they disagree. And then every time after an hour I'm like oh, it's because they're stupid. It's because there are many facts they don't know

Logging on to my former favorite app to tweet this hilariously embarrassing photo of Elon

This is what y’all voted for?

If u know me u remember how much I used to love twitter. pls find me on bluesky. <3 same handle since 2011 you know the drill

Breaking my twitter boycott to post the coolest shirt ever.

Please, please. It's too much winning

The White House

a year ago, a guardian angel was watching over Trump 🙏

ICYMI - Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸’s amendment to cut $500 MILLION in “missile defense aid” to Israel died 422-6 She pointed out we already provide them with billions, racking up debt as they give their people subsidized tuition + universal health care (welcome to team #MedicareForAll, Marge!)

Gavin Newsom A+ trolling

There is no information yet on the Charlie Kirk shooter or the political motivation behind it but that hasn't stopped major right wing pundits immediately politicizing his shooting before a single fact is known

In the last few years we've seen: - The plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer - The Storming of the Capitol and pipe bombs left at the RNC and DNC - The break-in to kidnap Nancy Pelosi and the brutal on Paul Pelosi - Multiple assassination attempts against Trump - The assassination

Charlie Kirk saying the DOJ should unseal all Epstein Files, just days ago.

As a world renowned trump hater, I’m having so much fun rn.

It is so unchic to dine alone and look at your phone. but I’m trying

I’m going to start tweeting again. Delusional escape

the thing about women is that we wipe the counters off in public restrooms