going to buy a celsius energy drink looking for the vodka seltzer like its willy wonka’s golden ticket

it’s lovely when my married / engaged friends invite me over for a home cooked meal, in a little orphan annie sense

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

And if you eat a caniac combo at canes pls stay from around me because nobody never that hungry 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

So you agree it’s their land?

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

I don't get Medicaid. I’m not on food stamps. I rely on no Social Safety nets. But I still believe in FULLY funding these programs. Why? Because I'm not a cruel ruthless selfish piece of shit.

oh its so fuckin over

"people you may know" and it's someone i would set on fire

I didn’t call my husband crying. I called him angry. It was 11:47 PM. I was sitting on the kitchen floor, laptop open, staring at an email that said my contract wasn’t being renewed. Just like that. Two years of overtime, weekends, skipped holidays — gone in one paragraph. When

After a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It's a personal choice to live the way you do. At some point, blaming your past becomes a distraction from your future. Healing is your responsibility. Growth is your decision.

i mean y’all forget you have mothers when you rape, insult, molest, stalk, abuse women.