Just bc a man is trying his best doesn’t mean you have to accept it

I love to rot in my bed idgaf fuck work

my coworker kept repeating she didn’t know how she was getting home today and I felt so bad because I didn’t know how she was either.

Who told black people that we all have to put cleaning supplies under the kitchen sink?

Y’all ain’t shit for putting this show on pause while that other show has 16 seasons Bravo Andy Cohen #Noticing.

I’m so happy I grew up on her. The idea of missing this level of greatness is crazy

The older I get. Hell no

- Fanduel being down in the middle of an NBA and NHL playoff games is crazy.

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Can we get anything from the inconvenience? Also, I believe yall were the only book affected lol

No shade, but Bravo is in need of some new direction in casting. Like, I actually do not want to see housewives talking openly and casually about BANKRUPTCIES AND FORECLOSURES!! What do you mean you want to have a BANKRUPTCY PARTY?

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I’m about to use that

Everyone getting bonus bets from FanDuel Customer Support FanDuel but me 🥺

being called boujee will never be an insult lol

People who steal packages are a diff type of grimey, you don’t even know what’s in the fucking box😭

Initially, I thought why the hell would you be DJing for 5 hours?? then it hit me.😭