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Vulture

@usvulture

Midwestern Supremacist and Heartland Nationalist

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calendar_today08-09-2020 18:02:20

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An oxford shirt, jeans, and sport coat will put you in the best dressed list at an airport, and will get you preferential treatment. The jacket is also a kind of chest code at security, put everything in it and send it through the scanner slip it back on when you are through

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Kei truck "fans" are purely performative. Kei's are more comparable to UTV's than to actual trucks, except you can get parts for your UTV at the Deere or Polaris dealer. If you are running around the farm you get a gator, if you are leaving the farm you drive a fullsize.

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Tesla bros look at a spec sheet and feel smug without ever understanding the thrill and passion that a car can inspire. They stripped the soil out of the thing for the sake of data points, but I suppose that's what they do in the rest of their lives too.

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The obvious solution to "parking lot fatalities" is to mandate flow masters and straight pipes and to ban electric vehicles which are a silent scourge at the super market.

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Responses on the cheap/run down house question l tell me when your family came here. When my family left Virginia for the NW territory they spent the first year in a cave while building the house. Even the prarie Germans had the gumption to cut and stack sod into a hovel.

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One of my barn cats likes to disappear for days on hunts, but every so often I find him healing up on the porch because he picked a fight he couldnt win again and is all busted up. I appreciate his gumption even if he isn't too bright. Ki d of reminds me of myself.

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The adage about you can have Good and Fast, or Fast and Cheap, or Good and Cheap is false. Doing it right once, is faster and cheaper than doing it wrong once and right the second or even third attempt.

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Ideally your wife's friends will marry guys you like, so you can build up your patronage network /warband. But him being a puts and making you look good is a pretty good second place.

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Every time Woe make a "look at this idiot" post, I'm worried for a half a second he finally got me. I've really spent too much time painting in in closed spaces to be allowed access to the internet.