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Stiles.

@usualsarcasm

I’m standing here like a freaking idiot, with a handful of magic fairy dust. FAKE.

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calendar_today25-08-2018 23:35:46

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I would rather not talk— [pauses, sniffs my surrounding air.] Do you smell that? It’s very pungent, almost like it’s—— [opens a side of a coloured zipper hoodie and ducks my face into it. Almost instantly pulling it out—dry heaving.] Can borrow your shower? And bleach?

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Cause there’s so many fine women that my head is spinning. And I’m seeing double vision, everybody’s singing like, hey-na na na.

Cause there’s so many fine women that my head is spinning. And I’m seeing double vision, everybody’s singing like, hey-na na na.
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[mouth kind of just falls open, after hearing "like you". All else was drown out by a ringing in my ears. Ears that became red and hot, almost as bad as my cheeks got. Stands there, dumbfounded and unresponsive.] ....