if I want you of course im going to be selfish and jealous when others talk to you

instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest! me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

when they think you don't notice but you actually notice everything

i wanna date someone cuter than me but sadly i am the cutest

is fuck off an emotion because i feel it in my soul

don't we all have those snapchat friends who we don't actually speak to but still check out each other's stories anyways

*Me driving* "That was illegal but it's okay."

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me every time i'm wearing anything and black skinny jeans: this is a great outfit

my wallet is empty just like my soul

so in love

Amount of work to do: Amount of motivation:

when a girl said she's okay, she's definitely not okay

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes I fucking know what happened previously ok I just marathonned two seasons

teacher: any questions class? me: ya what the fuck

If I treated u the way u treat me, I promise u wouldn't stick around the way I do

I hate wearing makeup but I also hate not wearing makeup so it's just really complicated