Artificial Intelligence: Computers More Efficient at Propagating Bias and Discrimination, but Efforts to Make Computers "Judgy" Are Falling Behind GAAO-21-68

Kuiper Class Time Machine: Operational Deployment Will Have Began Last Year Despite Ongoing Development Problems GAAO-21-7.7.7.7

The Naked Eye: Dreamstealers Creeping Into the Subconscious of the Masses May have Violated the Privacy Act GAAO-21-999

U.S. GAAO Managing Director for Artificial Intelligence and Efficiency Recommends neuralink upgrades for all citizens, suggests mindless harmony and blissful unity of purpose will save taxpayers $1.2 trillion per year.

Appropriations Decision: Civilian Personnel--Per Diem--Computation--Non-linear Time in TDY and Temporal Reconciliation B-129972

Bureau of Mines Hollow-Earth Programs: Significant Work Remains, Underscoring Challenges to Achieving Lemurian Penetration by 2024 GAAO-21-9372

National Flood Insurance Program: Comprehensive Reform is Needed to Ensure Solvency In the Face of Ever-rising Blood Tides GAAO-21-9996

Federal Real Property: Implementation of N-Dimensional Spatial Manifolds in Office Buildings Lead to Cost Savings, at Increased Risk of Personal Timeline Bifurcations for Staff GAAO-21-9991.1

Military Preparedness: Bloodscryers Should Employ More Rigorous Statistical Analysis Tools to Ensure the Accuracy of Strategic Doomsaying. GAAO-22-0000

Cryptocurrency: Collapse of NFT Soul Markets Leading to Surge of Bankruptcies Among Minor Demons GAAO-22-143

Office of Redundancy: National Strategic Timeline Reserves are at Capacity, Increasing Risk of Catastrophic Deja Vu Eruptions GAAO-22-118

Office of Pandemic Preparedness: Researchers Pursuing Novel Options for "The Next One" GAAO-22-103

Office of Redundancy: National Strategic Timeline Reserves are at Capacity, Increasing Risk of Catastrophic Deja Vu Eruptions GAAO-22-118

Magical Energies: Federal Action is Needed to Address Soulrot Emissions from Dreamshard and Netherstone Production. GAO-22-101

Science and Technology Spotlight: Alternative Deadecho Storage Technologies. GAO-22-3.333334

Office of Redundancy: National Strategic Timeline Reserves are at Capacity, Increasing Risk of Catastrophic Deja Vu Eruptions GAAO-22-118

GAAO Managing Director for Human Resources announces aggressive new program to address federal agencies' failure to meet reduced staffing targets at swearing-in ceremony for new cadre of bladefingered GAAO efficiency analysts.