back in medieval times i would’ve had a very clear role in society (burned at stake)

when in doubt, kill your protagonist. if still in doubt, kill your antagonist. continue killing characters until all doubt is removed and your story is just a description of some land or a building

i respect mentally ill people who don't drink or do drugs. really just out there rawdogging life

The more creative you are, the more horny you become.

your spells suck dude. never do magic again. fuck.

i love sarcastic people with high vocabularies

Diggah, ich lösche eBay Kleinanzeigen. Was ist das für eine scheiße??

My next piercing is going to be a sword through my heart

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“this isnt music its just noise” dude i have a genre thats gonna make u sooooo mad

low engagement is not gonna stop me. I talk to myself in real life too

deleting a tweet cause i’m not the same person i was 20 seconds ago

gun to your head name a reason to live

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

Goodbye situationship, hello eating disorder!

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

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