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@ecjeff_

not related - snakes twitter

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Chris Del Conte

@_delconte

Vice President and Lois and Richard Folger Athletics Director, The University of Texas

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Martin McSports

@martinmcsports

Professional Sports Consultant in Parody Land. Former Golf “Professional”. A true legend in my own mind.

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Dick McFadden

@dickmcfadden69

Has anybody seen my Phillips Norelco

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Buford T Justice

@btjustice69

Enforcin the law on you sumbitches since ‘77

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Woodford Paleale

@aleitoutonaopp

Allen Eagles football enjoyer || Mr. Jefferson’s ‘1832 SMU ‘1915 || Inventor of the Glock switch || Proud JD and MBA holder

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Mr. Womanizer

@managethewall3

I’m still up to no good

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Wilbur T. Crankshaft

@willycrankshaft

Ex-milkman | Cranker of Hog | T.L. Hanna class of 1989 | Erik Bakich connoisseur

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Alister WokeKenzie- #1 Ranked GCA Burner Account

@wokekenzie

Bad satire/parody on nerds that blog about Seth Raynor in their mom’s basement. Commentator on woke golf culture. Not golden age? Then it's crap #shrinkthegame

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swanson

@willswansoniii

UT 93’/ +31 handicap /academic probation/ proud member of the Cameron Ridley Fan Club /

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Tommy Bahama Tiger

@tallboy_tommy

OG Jervey Junkie | Avid Animal Killer | Free Mason | Propaganda Denier

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Eugene “Doc Stock” Stockton (PhD,MEc)

@phd_mec19600

Sigma Nu Fraternity Alumnus Fall ‘94 @ Michigan 〽️ PhD and MEc @ Dartmouth 🍺Certified Sugar Daddy 😘

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Lester Nygaard

@playmaker783

5’ 4.5, 257 lbs, architect, former 2 ⭐️ LB recruit, loving ex-husband and ex-step-father, craft beer and Kendrick Lamar enthusiast

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Tucker “Slammr” Callahan

@tucker4847385

Banquet enjoyer

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Weastside Batman

@rubenbraxtley

2018 pussy eating world champion

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Porter “John” Robinson

@porterjrobinson

+5.1 GHIN | Peter or nothing | Enjoyer of ball | Miller light faithful

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John Wilkes Busch

@jwilkesbusch

Tide Lover | Bigot | Government Hater | Light Beer Drinker | Yankee Hater | Ass Guy

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Rojo McDumpsack

@sackchiller

Retired Blue-Collar worker. Myrtle Beach property owner. 2x SAE New Member Educator. Pontoon boats. Ball Hazer wearer and Visor guy.

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Joseph “Blue” Pulaski

@lilwayne_kerr

5’11, 8” and thick, 🤘, ΣΝ Risk Management ‘90, Theta formal ‘89, 13.1, Beerlympics 3x 🥇, Semi-professional Irish Goodbyer

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Jonathan Brooks III

@jbrooksthethird

6’2” | Ball Knower | owner of several Peter Millar items | Trust Fund kid | fired 1x | 4,736,292 drinks consumed | #HookEm

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Ray “BadBoy” Stevens

@ihateparlays69

MSU 88’ | Busch lights will always be a bang for your buck | 43 married years (yes I hate her)

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The Hop

@thehopscotchiu

The Hop🐸. IU Alum. GOT Enjoyer.

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Ron “Hog” Cranker

@welfarewarrior2

57 | Father of 3 | Divorced | 8 inches & thick | Multimillionaire | 16.9 Handicap | Bear Football Tolerator | UW-Madison ‘89

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Chase Passive Income

@chasedownleads

I own 12,000 businesses | Passive Income coming out my ass | I’ll teach you because I am kind (and only charge $12,995) | created by @charliewrich

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Leopold Williams, JD

@clubstauskas

Ground and Pound | Breitling | M&A and Restructuring | Former Risk Chair | Peter Millar Enthusiast

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William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney

@billwh1tney

Game Expander

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Connor Oaks

@connoroaks2

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Eleanor “obese” Hutchins

@ellewouldd

community college 87’ alumni | x2 divorcee| suspended drivers license| dive bar frequenter

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Buford “Buffy” T. Justice.

@bihdihfih

OSHA Certified. Harmonica genius. IQ of 137. White. Little League Legend. Dad/Daddy.

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Alexander Newman

@alexnewman55

Avid Sports Fan / MAGA / AWL / Degenerate College Football & Basketball Gambler / Hater of Savannah Bananas, Disney Adults & Harry Sisson / 2x Covid Survivor

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Calvin Applebottom

@maroonkoolaid_

Gig em Ags | Top 1% Bettor on Pikkit | 1x Dox Survivor | BAS Victim | Harvard Law | Aggies, Astros, Texans

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Real Country Music

@real_kuntry

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Lavar “Big Baller” Ball

@_lavar_baller_

5 Points Resident. USC 85’. SEC. Gambler. 3x DUI awarded

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Could Be The Play

@couldbetheplay

Tweets that could be the play / Looking to relocate to a Tier 1 city / #NeverDaunted

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Phil “Radiator Hose” Nison

@philnison

College sports fanatic | SEC is Overrated | Full Time Professional Golfer | NASCAR and Braves Superfan

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Gary “Ferda” Jones

@fullsendgary

Auburn 94’ | ΣΑΕ Risk Manger* (Impeached) | Intramural Softball MVP | Legally trespassed from PCB | 3rd cousin of the inventor of 4 Loko | Proudly uncircumcised

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Phil Mickelson

@philmickelson

Husband. Lefty. LIV. Golfer. Captain, @HyFlyers_GC Co-Founder, @forwellness

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Hugh Breeze

@biggeebman

Barner | Miss my ex wife | 0-1 in Traffic Stops | Winner | Legalize 🫘’s

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Thug Scottie Scheffler

@thugscottie

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Coach Dana Holgerson

@notrealdana

OC for Nebraska. God fearing conservative. Alt-Chick Lover. Bookie. Paid Advocate for Slim Chickens. Give me the green because I’ll run the red #GBR

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Antonio "Tony" Mancini

@tony_mancini51

2004 First team AP All-American (D3)| MAGA| Marlboro Red Enjoyer| Bass fishing enthusiast| Avid Ball Knower| Steelers 4L

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Jake Locker

@jakelockervols

Retired titans QB, Most injured player in the league, #WASHEDUP, Rich, New Balance, Cables, Titans, Busch, Bag

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Steve “Buy A Bag” BallsMcgee

@steveballsmcgee

community college bum, your local muni’s stick, like bag, defiantly like chops, really like boobs, really really like music, 9.4 hcp

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Todd Lurfondler, M.D.

@lurfondler

Minister of Culture | Public Ivy | HTTR | Transgenders for Trump🇺🇸| Banned from Hinge | Run the damn ball 🏈 | ✝️Catholic | I liked beer, I still like beer |

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Hammy “The Truth” Sackworth

@hsackworth

Certified bag distributor and bareback bandit.

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Chet “Viper” Belly

@chetbellytakes

Retired Fraternity Executive Board member, light skin women lover and Tinder plus subscriber. Whiskey on the rocks enthusiast. UNLV ‘98

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Hayes Ball

@ballhazin

Roll Tide | Cocaine enjoyer | Future DUI attorney

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NBACentel

@thenbacentel

Featured on @ESPN, @BarstoolSports, @SINoW, @FoxSports, @ComplexSports | PARODY Account. NOT Affiliated with @TheDunkCentral

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Ray “Capalot” Donaldson

@raycapalot87

WVU ‘87 | Miller Lite Enjoyer | 2010s NBA Role Player Knower | Excel Certified | CLE | Former Avid Hinger | Mountaineers

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Hubert

@hubertsleftnut

MSU Intramural basketball career record of 7-9 with 392 career points | Ball Knower | Not Gay | 3rd Grade Spelling Bee Champ | Desperate Need of Dome

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