RIP Mineplex 🕊️

do these bitches actually love sosa cause i’m not buying it

someone convinced me when i was young that jewish people didn’t have chimneys cause santa didn’t need to go down them

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see

jorking my peanits sexual style

all this talk about kendrick and drake but Logic would destroy both of them

we gotta start referring to MILFs as ‘oldies but goodies’

tennis is awesome i can’t wait for elevennis to come out

vladmir poutine

if someone knocks on the door when you’re shitting what do you even say

i love when a fart sounds like a question

nuno mendes is the most obvious real madrid player

wouldn’t mind being sisyphus if i could have an airpod in

never seen jared verse and lil nas x in the same room just saying

why tf do dogs piss outside but cats have to do it in a box inside

duodenum, jejunum, and ileum would be a sick Pokémon evolution

going on a 2-man with two asian 10s call that a nguyen nguyen situation