Useless AFL Stats
@uselessstatsafl
Dive into the weird, bizarre and totally irrelevant stats of the AFL!
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Sam
@skam
Game Maker's Toolkit
@gamemakerstk
Now exclusively on Bluesky 🦋 Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/gamema…
Matt Darling 🌐🏗️
@besttrousers
Just some guy, y'know?
CAMERONWILSON - CROSS-POSTED FROM OTHER PLATFORMS
@cameronwilson
internet explorer @crikey_news I DO NOT USE TWITTER EVERYTHING HERE IS CROSSPOSTED FROM OTHER PLATFORMS send tips: [email protected] he/him
AFL
@afl
A big Easter weekend of footy 🙌
ABC SPORT
@abcsport
ABC SPORT DAILY podcast: bit.ly/ABCSPORTDAILY Listen live: bit.ly/ABClisten
Georgie Parker
@georgieparker
Freelance Presenter | Lover of Pat Cummins’ delivery to Joe Root for a Golden Duck in the 2019 Ashes | England Cricket Troller | Has-been Athlete | @tabcomau
Hbomberguy
@hbomberguy
🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴 💙 Patreon.com/Hbomb 📩 Enquiries to [email protected]
Jakeb Waddell
@jakebwaddell
Sports Editor at The West Australian & The Sunday Times 📝 Insta @jakebwaddell 📸
Vossy
@vossy017
Being absolutely unhinged and absolutely correct are not mutually exclusive.
Mitch Cleary
@cleary_mitch
Sport reporter @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL, [email protected], Tradies podcast (link below👇), DMs open
Ric Finlay
@ricfinlay
Co-creator of CSW, since 1993 the first choice cricket database for many worldwide, and DAFT, harnessing the power of RStudio. ABC Grandstand cricket analyst.
Callum Twomey
@caltwomey
Journalist for AFL.com.au Instagram: instagram.com/caltwomeyafl?i…
thomas violence
@thomas_violence
I'm Mr @boontavista, Mr @twobitmovieclub and Mr BORLFF.
Olly
@ollynoonan
✌️
Subway Socceroos
@socceroos
🗓️ Next Match: 🇦🇺 v 🇯🇵 - 5.6.25 🎟️ Tickets: bit.ly/AUSvJPN-Tickets
Lenny Phillips
@lenphil29
Long sleeve jumper and count up clock advocate. Not an expert on anything, clearly.
james hennessy
@jrhennessy
ideas & features editor @capitalbrief. cohost @downroundpod. tips go here: james.hennessy (at) capitalbrief.com / signal: jhenn.01
Ryan Letourneau
@northernlion
I play video games for the amusement of strangers on the internet. Business email: [email protected]
Freya Holmér
@freyaholmer
⭕ I made Shapes & Shader Forge 🔥 shader sorceress 🎨 artist 📏 math influencer 💜 twitch partner 📡 ex-founder of @NeatCorp banner: @YO_SU_RA
Swamp
@sirswampthing
Sports Statistician working in TV. Programmer of stats/graphics solutions for sports broadcasts including AFL Grand Finals and Cricket World Cups
Alex Sar #DonTheSash
@alexmatthewsar
President of Deafblind Victoria, Essendon FC member. Video games, music and sports are my passion. All views are mine and not that of my employer. #godons
#1 sean darcy defender
@mimibirch
institutionalised for untreatable flagmental health problems
SydK
@sydontheroad
ConcernedApe
@concernedape
creator of Stardew Valley -- working on "Haunted Chocolatier"
Jomboy
@jomboy_
@jomboymedia. Not a reporter. Yankees fan.
Daniel Cherny
@danielcherny
Chief cricket writer @codesportsau @newscorpcricket. Also some footy. RT ≠ endorsement. 🌞He/him. It was right at the time.
Tenants' Union of NSW
@tunsw
The renters' voice in NSW! Experts in renting law and practice supporting a statewide network of Tenants Advice and Advocacy Services. #makerentingfair
James Ives
@jamesives17
Brandon Jack
@brandonjack33
author of ‘28’ and ‘Pissants’ (July, 2025)
Rohan Connolly
@rohan_connolly
Managing director sport & lifestyle brand FOOTYOLOGY. AFL commentator for ESPN, 3AW, Australian Community Media. Rock music tragic, bemused political observer.
Jay Schulz
@jschulz28
• Ex AFL Player • Kicking Coach •IG: @jayschulz28 • FB: facebook.com/profile.php?id… •
Josh Garlepp
@joshgarlepp
Low budget sports comedy Video - instagram.com/kick.it.forwar… Podcast - spotify.link/5KrRjb7wgDb
Marnie Vinall
@marnievinall
Sports reporter at ABC, co-host on Footy with Broden Kelly. Covering AFL (W + M) and general sport. she/her, views my own
Zane
@zanerednwhite
The opinions, thoughts, conversations, ramblings & rants of a uneducated, die hard Swans supporter. #goswans #afl #sydneyswans
7AFL
@7afl
Your home of footy.
OhAero
@ohaerohd
joondalup line hater
@metronot_at_all
he/him | graphic design is my passion | local governments DNI
Chris Williams
@chris_willo
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conversation pit
@ohsurehaha
Thanks for your email
Rudi Edsall
@rudiedsall
Get Innocuous!
JohnS
@crazy_s04
DFS | CrazyPunter | AFL Fantasy | 🔴⚫
Richard McElreath 🦔
@rlmcelreath
Director @MPI_EVA_Leipzig. Mostly absent from this site while writing books and maiming code, but still posting occasional links to my content.
horse dentist
@equine__dentist
horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted
Tim Winton
@timmwinto
real Tim Winton
3032
@3032fc
Football illustrations- Les Murray Stan account. 🎨 clients include @adidas @TheMatildas @Wufcofficial @copa90 @Rscanderlecht @hibernianfc @essendonfc
Daggerlad
@daggerlad2
Stories to tell your grandchildren. @lilmeaties factory worker
Anthony🔴⚫️🏇🏎🏏🎬🤟
@anthproc
Proud dad to a future champion, creator of The Bombers Blog “Well I knew this is where my mouth would be" Irwin M. Fletch #thebombersblog #godons
Ethan
@ethanmeldrum_
bunch of savages in this town. all over the shop @triplemcricket @triplemfooty @listnrsport
MiniMonk10
@minimonk10
Fantasy Obsessed RDT: 2nd (2022), 19th (2023). AFL Fantasy: 39th (2022), 88th (2023). AFL SC: 245th (2022), 836th (2023). BBL SC: 605th (21/22), 328th (22/23).
Meat Boy
@god_brane
sorry fellas, lesbian🤷
Fake Footy
@fake_footy
Not real stories, but not far off it (Parody account, don't sue us)
Sakata
@qldfootballclub
Munawar the XVI
@mcmungawar
Retiring
The Back Pocket
@thebackpocketau
Who Defends the Defenders? The Back Pocket Does. A podcast about defenders. Tweets mostly just about footy. Tweets almost always by @Jack_S_Turner
Americans Watching The Footy
@americansfooty
🐱 @KasselMedia -E and 🦅 @benjaminhk01 -B break down Australia’s game from across the Pacific. Gryan Harambe -G also tweets sometimes.
addams family stan account🫃 (librarian)
@northerniion_lp
im playing a character nlquotes.com
localthunk
@localthunk
I made Balatro (@BalatroGame) Business and Media Inquiries: [email protected] Blog: localthunk.com Direct contact: [email protected]
Patrick 🖤🤍🩵🍐
@patrickport1870
Die-hard Port Adelaide fan from Melbourne.
Smequo
@stitcherbinch
it’s stephanie, your modern girlbloke. Former Tram Driver, now loafer
AFLW Scorigami
@aflwscorigami
Tracking when AFLW games finish with a score that has never been seen before. Inspired by @AFL_scorigami not a professional data expert
Liam
@crow_data_sigh
#Rstats
Shaun (shaunvids on bsky)
@shaun_vids
only on bluesky now: bsky.app/profile/shaunv…
Tantacrul (@tantacrul.bsky.social)
@tantacrul
I write music and create YouTube videos on a variety of musical topics.
Ed Bourke
@edbourkehs
Reporter @superfooty | fake fielding advocate | [email protected] 📧
Hamish
@hamishh27
Account managed by court jester
Perri
@perriw2345
25 - Ace "Newspoll Minion"
Max Barry
@squiggleafl
AFL Prediction & Analysis. Aggregates the internet's finest football computer models. Writes novels as @MaxBarry. Also likes netball.
Moreira’s Magic
@moreirasmagic
2017 & 2018* #AFLFantasy winner. 2022 #SuperCoach Top 10. Check out @SlyderAFL for your AFL Fantasy draft
Toby
@shaimaxeyguy
One of the all timers • he/him • 23