Is it possible to hate everything and everyone?

No Teddy you're not the Messiah. You're a very naughty boy

Bundle of fluff

My timeline has turned somewhat blue over night 😳

I'm not one to tell people how to tweet but some of you on here completely over share. I don't really want to hear about your colonoscopy, David.

Do you remember when everyone went bat shit mental over sea salted caramel? That dreadful bollocks was in everything

Teddy thinks Halloween is stupid and hates it

Teddy is yet to understand that going out in the rain equals getting wet

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Finished House of Guinness last night and I'm positively fuming.

Merry whatever

I was today years old when I found out that Baby's father in Dirty Dancing was also the voice of Lumière (the candlestick) in Disney's Beauty and the Beast

I'm even more impressed with how that photo is in 3D

When composing an email one must always remember that affluent and effluent are 2 completely different things 😬

Busted!

Cat on a cold brick roof doesn't have the same ring to it

Teddy

Die