Does anyone have an actual location for this Don't Flop event today?

Unan said something like "I'll put you on a breathing tube tonight, but with a completely new design, cos now I'm the machine that's keeping you alive" and the noise I made on hearing that was quite frankly inhuman

Another day, another slew of IBR weirdness. Christ on a bike

Christ on a bike

Jesus, this was one hell of a card wasn't it

this twat's clearly had some brain cells lamped out

The journey to Engine Rooms is a piss take. But it'll be worth it. 🔌 Premier Battles

I beg this heat fuck off please

"the Irish scene fathered you, Michael - I thought you'd be used to finding them unresponsive" Christ almighty Biggz Darklighter 🇮🇪

Step in, step up, step out. Let's have it Rudi Kinsella 🇮🇪

That Amy Winehouse film is weird. Watchable as a film, but as an actual biopic it's horse piss

Jeeeesus

fucking ridiculous

I don't know exactly what Jermaine Jenas has done, but I'm betting it has the makings of an excellent limerick.

Good grief

Youuuu Whitesssss

"you wouldn't even need a rib removed for me to see the bitch in you" good lord The Saurus

getting back in the bag. let's go

Oh my God

I wanted to apologise to Premier Battles for the aftermath of Saturday. A variety of things got the better of me and in reality I've been dealing with a lot of things that meant putting myself in a full on situation was probably a bridge too far for me that day. Thank you