“you’re so quiet” thanks you actually called women “females” during our convo and now I don’t like you anymore

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

The absolute chaos of a theater full of people who knew the books by heart screaming "THAT WASN'T IN THE BOOK"... I'd give anything to experience that collective terror for the first time again.

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i've never seen a man put his hand on another man's lower back/waist when trying to move past in a crowd so please STOP doing it to WOMEN

anyone supporting ICE or this evil administration is morally rotten. to be brainwashed to the point where you’re incapable of seeing other people as humans is evil. you are evil people.

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

Nothing says being a good Christian like saying “fucking bitch” after shooting a woman 3 times in the face.

Imagine if women shot men every time they (actually) feared for their lives. Imagine if women shot men every time they felt disrespected by a man.

Working in Temecula means I’m surrounded by people I can’t stand might actually go insane with the amount of ignorant shit people say to me on the daily thinking we’re like minded 🙄

Taylor Swift & queer romance saving sports might be my favorite things to happen to this country in a very dark decade.

i have never been more seated for a documentary in my life!

He was waving that Bible on stage 5 minutes before but suddenly the message inside the same book is so foreign. Christians are such hypocrites

not addicted to weed it's just nice to smoke when i wake up. and then like before i get in the shower, also before i eat and stuff. and then like if i'm going somewhere i'll smoke or if i'm watching something or playing a game. oh and then like it's nice before bed you know.

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

Me when the penjamin is clogged

I'd like to apologize to every MAGA I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. You people are all fucking terrible.

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

U are a bitch if u ever put your faith in Donald Trump. Idc if it was 2016 or whenever. Dude been evil from day one and yall dick ride because you got no fucking heart

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO