DEVIL: Yeah so I lost my gold fiddle in a violin contest. DEMON: That sucks. Who judged it? DEVIL: I did. DEMON: Oh. You couldn’t, just like, say you won? You’re the devil. DEVIL: DEMON: DEVIL: Okay first of all, you weren’t there, and second it happened, like, REALLY fast.

Companies: "We're committed to diversity." The diversity: 👨🏻 👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻 👨🏻👨🏻👩🏼👨🏻 👨🏾👨🏻👩🏿👩🏼👩🏾‍🦰

Disney privately: Cut the gay scene! We might lose precious pennies from Russia & China! Disney publicly: 🤡 Honk honk we put rainbow bumper sticker on Lightning McQueen today CONSUME OUR PRODUCTS TEENS

Im back on balloon day yay

Somebody explain why I'm anxious about my Spotify Wrapped like it's my SAT results

Hello people of the internet I fell asleep while I was running downstairs and literally fell on my face on the stone floor and bruised my face, hip, and elbow and still I slept through it how are you guys today

Mandatory #SpotifyWrapped post. The fact I listened to 45,169 minutes is a problem—

This is the only cartoon analysis critic I will watch

Please drop your Amazon wishlist down below ❤️no expectations or promises ! Just in case someone would like to surprise someone with an item on the list 🥰 it’s the season of giving 🎄☁️

Oh I guess I’ve become a simp 🫣 baby cowboy

Omg someone got me something off my wishlist thank you so much 😭🥹 💗 I’m so happy and excited hehehe 🥰

YALL ARE THE SWEETEST EVER IM CRYING 😭😭💗💗

i recognize that there have been much worse gamer insults, but some teenager yelled "raise your credit score bitch" during call of duty and it completely messed me up. how did he know

...i think i broke the game #stardewvalley

QUASO 🥐🥐🥐 #FranMaya #AceAttorney

The President of the United States and his boot licking cronies embarrassed us all with their treatment of Zelenskyy