There are a suspicious number of parallels that can be found between the plot of “Russian Doll” and the lyrics to Third Eye Blind’s 1998 classic “Jumper”

Much like Superman, I derive my powers from the yellow sun. My doctor calls it seasonal depression, but tomato tomato.

I have no more than one Mountain Dew annually. Which in my medical opinion is the maximum allowable dosage.

Nerds young and old carry around messenger bags everywhere they go, but when you ask them what’s in them, they’ll pretend that it’s not even there. #whatsinthenerdbags

Quick FYI, MISSION TO ZYXX is redefining what’s possible in podcasting as a medium. The sound design is as amazing as it is funny. Listen to it!

Sure the world’s gone mad, but it did that a long time ago. Mikhail Gorbachev was in a Pizza Hut commercial. Gorbachev, Pizza Hut. People forget that.

Pretty sure The Lumineers are just a few of Mumford’s sons.

Bad things happening to good people I get. Life is suffering. It’s the good things happening to bad people that I can’t wrap my head around.

I was so happy when the Cubs won the World Series. But what if instead of breaking the curse, they just transferred it on to the rest of us? #2020thoughts

Few things in life are done on purpose; and even fewer of any consequence.

I should add, very few things are done on porpoises

At the end of the day, when it's all said and done, could "Roundball Rock" aka the NBA on NBC theme song be the apex point of all musical archivement?

That feeling when, you're completely abandoned by local, state and national governments and you realize society is a facade

L.A.'s hottest club is Austin, Tx

I still think David S. Pumpkins is funny. Am I out of line here?

Halloween in Austin you often have to hold back the urge to ask; "Is that a costume or is that just your deal?".

There's a special kind of disappointment that comes when you order a chocolate milkshake and they bring you a vanilla milkshake with chocolate syrup. Those are not and have never been the same. Now I have to feel guilty about calories I don't even enjoy.

1. Hand cut 2. Shoestring 3.Curly 4. Waffle 5. Steak 6. Crinkle -100. Breaded

Slightly better results than hoped, but taking days for results. These terms are indeed pretty mid.

What has a cat ever done for anybody?