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One thing about Amy is that she WILL get a picture with a Hunk

“I’m a top” “I’m a bottom” Okay well I’m a nnoying

ive never seen a more manipulative emoji than '😔'

There a huge difference between "fatass" and "fat ass"

I prefer 4-5 for partners, 6-7 for a treat, 8-9 is company and absolutely not coming near me

Thinking of the time my mom asked if I had a crush on a boy and I said yes and then she started listing off names and then shamed me for it 💀

I believe that how you start off the new year will be how it ends up. 2025 has been pretty shitty for me and I opened it up to my mother asking me (right on Jan 1 at midnight) if I wanted to get closer to God so that my "struggle" (bisexuality) would go away

My mom is weird when it comes to the whole "being gay is a choice" thing because she believes gay people are born gay but she believes that they're born gay because they were possessed by a demon at birth

She also believes there's no such thing as bisexuality but also believes that its greedy to be bisexual and a bisexual man is grosser and more shameful than a bisexual woman

Oh to be a carefree queer in a liberal state...

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize ôklah0mā

JD Vance has taken vacations in the following months of the Trump-Vance administration: February March April May June July August

#txlege

Desprately need to learn how to dab someone up I can’t take this embarrassment any longer I fuck it up every time

I'm the mayor

"I'm gonna shower" yeah, strip yourself down and get into a box that drips water onto your body and then start lathering that soap all over you 🫦

I love most of you equally

The court cases that Gov. Grift Drift and AG Kenny are filing in the TEXAS courts is basically like a department investigating themselves and finding no wrong doing