Most valid instagram user

they should invent a sleep that comes to me naturally without having to contemplate every life decision i’ve ever made for 4 hours

my boy not allowed to like any girl's tweet tnx

gusband- husband with gas

what if someday i walk past my fav oomf and don’t recognise them because idk what hannah montana lyric bot looks like

is any company looking for professional beautiful parcel openers it’s the only thing i am good at

i am just like fleabag but i don’t have a lot of love i just have a lot of thoughts and i don’t know what to do with it, where to put it

babe are you doing that because you like doing it or are you doing it because you like me😅

can’t wait for my prefrontal cortex to fully develop so that i start recognising when i am being love bombed

out of all the things that could keep a 19 year old up, sheena bora kept me up till 8 am today

if u did not want me to sit on the floor then why did u give me the alcohol ?

people don’t just see me crying anymore, it feels like i get CAUGHT having a breakdown on the balcony floor

i need to day drink in a public park about this

thanking god for not letting me peak in school

how are men reposting their girlfriend’s stories and liking my stories the same fucking day. some of you shouldn’t be allowed to have phones