Don Julio start to taste like beg her to send you feet pics with the holes showing

Coke zero is an indica and diet coke is a sativa

some of y’all cut from a cloth i wouldn’t even wash my ass with

i seen a tiktok that said girls trying to be content creators is equivalent to boys tryna rap😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You like that Modelo, white boy?

If you’re exhausted from partying from vacation, that’s not a vacation.

saying “big third down here”

I saw someone try boba for the first time and she choked three times in a row and then the dude she was with was like you gotta stop

not only does fall mark the beginning of football but it’s also the start of PAWG season. they all come out to play. it’s like those bears in alaska who all go to that river to catch salmon

Plumber man is here to fix the grease trap and I said “give it to me straight doc is she ever gonna walk again” and he said I’m working dude

i wonder what young thug said about me

This, "Rooster" by Alice and Chains, and a cigarette

Jan 1st: new year new me! Jan 3rd:

Bitches be like, "I know everything" and then get last place at trivia night

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

Despite the heavy snowfall, there will be school on Monday. Put your boots on. No days off.

Get your head right, BBN! Its gameday. 😤