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Uptown Funk

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calendar_today16-03-2011 03:18:11

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Nerdith Gaethje (@nerd_gaethje) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On MMA Twitter if a fighter has a competitive fight with Dagistani, you have to pretend they won and you’ve been a lifelong fan of them

On MMA Twitter if a fighter has a competitive fight with Dagistani, you have to pretend they won and you’ve been a lifelong fan of them
Uptown Funk (@uptown_mma) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How cool would it be if they made a Pokémon type card game where each fighter has stats and special moves and you and your friends can battle it out with your favorite fighters from all different promotions.

Marxist Lynchist🇳🇬🇵🇸 (@dklmarxist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s a viral cheat code to quote a video of some shitty 00s pop punk band and say “white boys need to go back to making music like this”

Uptown Funk (@uptown_mma) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sometimes I run into people I grew up with and I'm always shocked to see just how different and old they look now compared to me. I used to hate looking young, but now I see what an immense blessing it is.

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I've been asking people at my job what they think of Charlie Kirk getting killed and the most common answer is "He deserved it for all the shit that he said". Its so sad how people are just so misinformed nowadays and so dumb when it comes to current events.

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Just had a dream where I had to stop Rampage from beefing with Hulk Hogan at a night club, then he invites me to hang out with his family the next day, where I learn that he wears adult diapers and I wind up falling in love with his transgender daughter. What a fucking dream...