Shit man! Not Vernon Kay 😕 This year has been so tough for us all already

World Cup winning footballer Sir Geoff Hurst intends to donate his brain to dementia research. He tells #BBCBreakfast why. bbc.in/3lKRIuK

Sorry Rachel, but if you squint your eyes it looks a bit like your brother x x.com/RachelSJohnson…

Today, we officially exceeded the number of covid inpatients we had at the peak of the first wave. This lockdown has come too late.

6 #Essex legends Sir Geoff Hurst, Bobby Moore, and 4 Ford Cortinas (with Chelmsford number plates)

Coronavirus Act section 51 gave police powers to arrest "potentially infectious" people. It's mainly been used to unlawfully detain healthy, innocent people. It's due for renewal THIS THURSDAY 25 March. Write to your MP - template on our website: lawyersforliberty.uk/coronavirus-ac…

Hi Metro Entertainment, have you asked about why get two multi-millionaires worth $700 MILLION between them don’t just stump up the £20-30,000 approx at absolute MOST that the downloads will actually make? It’s an ego wank all round isn’t it? Just be honest. You were duped too

Why is he so incredibly odd and uncomfortable with this line of questioning?

A song called Fuck The Tories by The Kunts is currently the 2nd most downloaded song in the UK. Absolutley fucking glorious. I sincerely hope more people download and stream so its embedded in Christmas chart history for ever more. Kunt and the Gang has all the links.

It’s the same feeling we get at West Ham when Moyes brings on an extra striker from the bench.

Oh dear BOFA. You again. Corbyn is history. Get over it. Seriously, get over it.

I'm seriously concerned we are in a relegation dogfight this year

Oh dear…looks like it’s a good time to re-start to phoenix club

According to my brother who works on Chelmsford High Street, Suella Braverman and Rishi Sunak attempted a photoshoot with police trying to project law and order yet had to cut it short as the locals kept shouting "eff off Tories!" at them 😂

Here’s the Google listing for the golliwog-displaying, Britain First-supporting ‘The White Hart’ pub in Grays, Essex PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE A TERRIBLE REVIEW THEN RT THIS OK? DON’T MESS UP THEIR REVIEWS PLEASE maps.app.goo.gl/nxrZ79UfxK949K…

This is the Tory MP taking the piss out of mental health today.

“So you’re telling us that we are the youngest Conservative voters left now?” “Yes Geoff… you and Doris are the most youthful Tory voters left according to our membership records. The future of the party is with you guys” #ToriesCorruptToTheCore

One for our London followers...

UK Prime Minister And then he left early to do an interview with itv to double down on his lies. Classy...