Sex ed teachers be out there warning kids like

I don't know why everybody's talking about bran all of a sudden, I'm just thrilled you're all getting enough fibre in your breakfast.

#UltimateSweeps

werster @JovialCereal Our PAX event is occurring October 11 - 13 - the schedule can be found at horaro.org/ausspeedrunspa…, and we'll be streaming on our twitch channel for the weekend, at twitch.tv/ausspeedruns. We'll see you there!

AusSpeedruns at PAX AUS 2019, October 11 - 13: A thread of links. RTs appreciated for our event, also be sure to use the hashtags #ausspeedruns and #PAXAus2019 over the weekend.

We know giveaways aren't really "2spooky" but the games in this picture are so just roll with it ok? (we're also giving away 10 codes for a year of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate! just follow us + retweet this for your chance to win)

And with that #AMS2020 is over. We had some laughs, a lot of fun times and we raised $13069.69 for Beyond Blue! Thank you to everyone who donated; both your time and money. Hope to see you all at the next event!

Statement on further easing of restrictions in Melbourne and regional Victoria:

Australian commandos so willing to murder Afghan civilians and prisoners the Americans refused to work with them

This is devastating as today we should be celebrating as a people. Cutting down a tree they have deemed to unlikely pre-date European settlement and was not "culturally significant". All this in the name of progress, which just shows we are not progressing at all.

If you havn't done so already give this a listen. A real simple message! youtu.be/0aZPJBjutY0

Senile old man with a decades long history of sexual abuse allegations, corruption, creation of racist legislation and support for imperialist wars may narrowly scrape a win to become new head of a genocidal empire intent on destroying the planet. Liberals:

A Senate inquiry will soon focus on wage theft in unis. I look forward to working on this with uni staff and supporting them to get a better deal. Ultimately, we should be reimagining our universities as model places of employment with fair pay and excellent conditions.

Nothing to See Here Says University: bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/7031083/…

It's 1st of December, which means it's that time of the year when we all gather together to remember that time Scott Morrison fucked off to Hawaii while the country was on fire

they are really fuckin these snails up

IMDB Top 250 tiered based on protagonist chances of forklift licensing.