I don’t even know why I care about this team.

KD’s phone talking to him right now like the green goblin mask

So I witnessed an accident yesterday. Went to check that both drivers were ok and asked another guy there to call 911. After a few minutes of trying to calm down one of the drivers I hear the guy I asked to call 911 cussing out the operator for asking his name. 🤦🏿‍♂️

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My legs are jello

I'm pretty sure City of Houston is just mixing recycling with the regular trash.

Felt pretty good for both my rounds. Hopefully good enough to stay in the top 10.

I have no idea what any of this means but I'm tired.

The child lost another tooth. I'm gonna need all her classmates to stop discussing how much the tooth fairy gave them. Either these kids are exaggerating or the tooth fairy for their zip code is a balla.

Rockets don't have it tonight 😩

me googling the number that just called me instead of answering

108 both times. Too many 9-0s.

They just restriped Emancipation. Now they're tearing the street up. 😡

Black people think the freezer makes food immortal

The child said a girl in her class was going around "roasting" everyone. It was all Yo Mama jokes. One of the jokes was "yo mama so fat she uses I-45 as a water slide." Glad to see the classics are still going strong.

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