Me at a party: “Pon Bad Bunny”

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

I hope the KD & Pat Beverley beef never dies

Who checked on YOU today? Exactly worry about yo damn self

if u ever lived w ur grandma you’re just real

I wish they had these when I was a kid

Nah this is a Titan #aot

An app that matches you with a gym partner & filters on whether they could keep up with you or not>>>>>>>

[texts back three months later] haha not much what about you

UFC is great and organized but there is nothing more entertaining than the level of chaos that goes on at the smaller fight promotions

If you can’t name every player in this photo you don’t know basketball 🤷‍♂️

Normalize dating within your IQ level to avoid explaining obvious things.

I have two moods: La Gabi and El Alfa

Healing also means taking an honest look at the role you play in your own suffering.

Get dressed I’m taking you for granted