“I have a giant rubber duck and I’m never coming off of him”

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“But you love me”

“Good. Cause you are stuck with me”

She looks at him and pokes his cheek.

She grins and pokes him again.

Smirks bigger “I forgot how sexy you get when I annoy you”

“That would kill me”

“Oh you could not throw me in the lake”

She blinks at him. “I wouldn’t be like that anyway. I’d kick your ass for tying me up and throwing me into the lake”

“It’s rude to throw someone into the lake”

“The first part yes. The throwing into the lake while tied up. Not so much”

“I do in the bedroom when the only wet thing around is between my legs”

“.......did you just call it a whale Den? I know I’ve had kids but it’s still good!”

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 14 Dec 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

“This is so my husband...”

Flicks his nose “I meant what he was doing, dingus” x.com/ferociousasset…

“Not even when you are in the shower, like any chance you get” x.com/ferociousasset…

“So do I. Very, very well” x.com/ferociousasset…