doggystyle but she's a minor so it's puppystyle

people who tell their friends about their relationship problems are retarded

clavicular 正 jestergooning 到一半，一群雌畜冲来，皮质醇瞬间爆表😭 忽略那些雌畜，继续 mewing 和 mog 雄畜，是不是比俱乐部里 SMV chadfishing 更有用？哥们儿，前者更稳——低压 looksmaxxing，少 drama，多 gainz。但 chadfishing 短期爆棚，如果 SMV 中上。长期选忽略。 😤

you can cheat and still be a good bf

love language

it's not called listening to music if the bass isn't hitting your eardrums

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one mone unfunny #watdatmean tweet and i'm #deactivating

people should get publicly shamed for using vapes once they're over 18

overwatch gf or valorant bf

when she's hot and lowk retarded so ik she's my future wife

texting a girl first feels like a humiliation ritual

if i had a girlfriend i'd probably tell her to stop overreacting when i sleepcall with my girl best friend