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𝑩𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 ───𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹.

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͏͏͏ 𝙁𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙇𝙞𝙨𝙝 Pink - Human, while your moves may be sick — and your treads are slick, you are NOTHING compared to the might of 𝗔𝗞𝗨. ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ So be it . . ” Complying with his vulgar request, the colossal 𝘼𝙆𝙐 drew in a mighty breath to his lungs — unleashing a vicious whirlwind of rotten breath that bent trees, swept deserts & overturned cities. ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ Yes . . It would seem your sites i.p. conflicts with the router from my provider — even with a VPN, I cannot seem to get my orders to go through . . ” ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ 𝑨𝑯, yes . . How imprudent of me . . I was not expecting the package to arrive so 𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙔 — 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗦 before I require it for my master plan .ᐟ𖤠 If I wanted earlier shipping, I would have 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗗 for it. ” ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ —— 𝓐nd have 𝗠𝗬 universe be the 0.1% where it is ineffective .ᐟ𖤠 So that you can charge me to upgrade your available services .ᐟ𖤠 Never .ᐟ ” ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ 𝓢end me the catalogs instead . . The Mighty Aku will not fall victim to the insane price gouging of commonplace internet access. ” ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ Cool indeed . . . ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ The Deliverer of Darkness does need lessons in skating from one of such inexperience in life . . I can tear up the rink with ease . . ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ 𝗛𝗨𝗠𝗔𝗡 fools . . Aku sees EVERYTHING ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ 𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇 of Chicago has succumbed to the powers of The Mighty Aku . . There is not a place in this realm that can escape my in—credible power . . .ᐟ ” ͏͏͏

I have been offered payment for my services elsewhere . .

͏͏͏ “ 𝙁𝙊𝙊𝙇𝙞𝙨𝙝 creature . . All you have done is summom forth the vileness of The Mighty Aku . . ” ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ 𝓕or what purpose do you draw my attention from what it is I must do . . 𖤠 ” ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ 𝘕𝘯𝘯𝘩𝘩 - 𝓨es . . Loyalty is so often hard to come by in this day & age —— Very well .ᐟ I permit you to serve me, so long as you are capable of vanquishing the bane of my 𝗗𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 on this world . . ” ͏͏͏

͏͏͏ “ Mechanical 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟, what use has The Great Aku for a 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 automation in my ever - expanding grasp on the uni—verse .ᐟ𖤠 ” ͏͏͏